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  • bludroptop

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:27 a.m. bludroptop Dork

    Coupon: /cue-pon/ or /coo-pon/

    Interesting: /inner-es-ting/ or /in-tres-ting/

    Both of the first ones drive me batty. Anyone else?

  • Duke

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:36 a.m. Duke Dork

    I love people that stuff extra syllables into words.

    "Joistses" - the singular is joist, the plural is joists

    "Masonary" - it's masonry, folks

    And a peeve from the mechanical world:

    "Selonoid" - it's spelled (and pronounced) sOlEnoid

  • Salanis

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:40 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Puh-ray-yuz Ja-HE-yu-sus!

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:41 a.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    I am a Craigslist junkie, and I still can't not laugh out loud when I read ads selling "Chester Drawers" I read this and I think of some poor dude named Chester who is selling his britches.

    Yes, they are actually spelling it like that.

  • ProDarwin

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:49 a.m. ProDarwin Dork

    Not really mispronunciation, but misuse.

    My shocks don't provide adequate dampening.

    Damping.

  • ProDarwin

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:53 a.m. ProDarwin Dork

    bludroptop wrote:

    Coupon: /cue-pon/ or /coo-pon/

    Those are both correct.

    koo-pon

    or

    kyoo-pon

    http://dictionary.reference.com wrote: —Pronunciation note Coupon, related to cope and coup, is of French origin. It has developed an American pronunciation variant with an unhistorical y-sound not justified by the spelling. This pronunciation is used by educated speakers and is well-established as perfectly standard.

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:54 a.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    Al-U-minium

  • GameboyRMH

    Oct. 3, 2008 11:58 a.m. GameboyRMH Dork

    EastCoastMojo wrote:

    Al-U-minium

    Yeah that's an awful one.

    One that annoys me is the difficulty a lot of British people seem to have with ending words in an A sound. Plaza turns into plazer, etc. Really annoying.

  • bludroptop

    Oct. 3, 2008 12:08 p.m. bludroptop Dork

    ProDarwin wrote:

    Those are both correct.

    koo-pon

    or

    kyoo-pon

    Point well made, and I think I knew that, but it still drives me bonkers!

  • ProDarwin

    Oct. 3, 2008 12:24 p.m. ProDarwin Dork

    Pronunciations:

    Roof - wruf (between Roof and Rough). People in Michigan say this. Milk - Melk Pillow - pellow

    Other

    Annoying: I seen Not Annoying: I have seen, I saw

  • stuart in mn

    Oct. 3, 2008 12:36 p.m. stuart in mn Dork

    The word "got", as in I have got. 99.5% of the time it's unnecessary and could be left out altogether.

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned nu-cu-lar yet :)

  • Jensenman

    Oct. 3, 2008 12:38 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork

    'Onliest' (only). That one drives me completely batE36 M3.

    'Shivalay' (Chevrolet).

    Discribitor' (distributor). Also 'scribitor'.

    'Urnge' (orange).

    'Tars' (tires).

    'Chirren' (children). Also 'chillun', that's more a Geechee thing.

    'Berrin' (bearing).

  • ProDarwin

    Oct. 3, 2008 12:43 p.m. ProDarwin Dork

    Jensenman wrote: 'Urnge' (orange).

    Also

    are-inge

  • ClemSparks

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:05 p.m. ClemSparks UltraDork

    Irregardless is a real measuring stick for me.

    "You don't supposed to do that" is humorous when it comes out.

    I've noticed lately that the breed of dog know as "Corgi" (Welsh Corgi, I guess) is commonly misheard as and repeated as "Corky."

    Along the lines of extra sylables for fun: Capacitator comes to mind.

    Yes...Dampening or Dampeners just drives me NUTS! I had a car cheif that threatened to hand out wet washcloths whenever someone asked for a dampener.

    "It's" and "Its" are commonly confused. I typo them frequently myself as I'm used to just throwing an apostrophe in there (a muscle memory thing maybe?).

    "To, Two, and Too" are just too much for some folks to differentiate between. (here I am ending sentences in prepositions again!)

    Clem

  • thatsnowinnebago

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:19 p.m. thatsnowinnebago Reader

    I want to murder people when they mess up spelling your/you're and there/their/they're. Seriously, it throws me into a fit of rage.

  • MGAMGB

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:36 p.m. MGAMGB HalfDork

    There isn't enough time left in the space-time continuum for me to type out how much most people annoy me. I work with a guy that mispronounces his own name. I could go on. It's even better when your boss is an arrogant anorak and mispronounces words and then drops his "th"s. "Go over 'ere and get me 'at (oggs zill you ree) cable." Way to represent the company, guys. No wonder people think we're morons.

  • Salanis

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:40 p.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Celebrated my grandfather's 85th birthday last week. I felt kind of bad for finding it amusing when I ordered a "Rob Roy, strait up" at a nice Chinese restaurant.

    "Lob Loy, Stlait up. Okay."

    It was not my intention to make him say that. But is it wrong to think it was funny?

  • Type Q

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:41 p.m. Type Q Reader

    I don't usually get annoyed with people, but do try to be precise in my language. Particularly when using non-English words or phrases. I studied Japanese for a few years in college. It so easy for English speakers to get the pronunciations right, its a shame stuff gets butchered. Signing with machine background music in front of your friends in Japan is pronounced Ka-ra-oh-kay. In the states it gets called "Karry Oky".

    I find myself more distracted and sometimes annoyed with people who interchange "than" and "then" in written communication. I have read more THAN a few message boards where posters were looking for something that was cheaper THEN, smarter Then, or lighter Then whatever they had. I have seen a few If/Than as well.

  • MGAMGB

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:42 p.m. MGAMGB HalfDork

    I thought they had the Rs not the Ls.

    Deck da harrs wiv bars of hary. Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra,,,Ra, Ra, Ra Ra!

  • Jensenman

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:43 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork

    [Gin-you-wine smartass]

    Hey, did anyone check the spelling errors on the 'Next Issue' page of the current GRM? Or was everyone too busy vaporlocking over Tim's column?

    [/Gin-you-wine smartass]

  • MGAMGB

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:43 p.m. MGAMGB HalfDork

    Type Q wrote: I seen a few If/Than as well.

    BUSTED!

  • Jensenman

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:46 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork

    Salanis wrote:

    Celebrated my grandfather's 85th birthday last week. I felt kind of bad for finding it amusing when I ordered a "Rob Roy, strait up" at a nice Chinese restaurant.

    "Lob Loy, Stlait up. Okay."

    It was not my intention to make him say that. But is it wrong to think it was funny?

    Did he order 'Flied Lice' as well? (ducks rocks and bottles from the politically correct crowd)

  • walterj

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:52 p.m. walterj HalfDork

    Funner is not a word, your car does not have a raydeeator (its a heat exchanger anyway) and my goddamn car is not a Porsche-uh.

  • Salanis

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:54 p.m. Salanis SuperDork

    We ordered a dinner with flied lice, honey walnut plawns, and banana cleam pie for dessert. And most of us were drinking Lob Loys. Some had their on the locks, other stlait up.

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 3, 2008 1:59 p.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    walterj wrote:

    Funner is not a word...

    If the President has taught me anything, it is to not be afraid to make up words. It's way more funner that way.

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