Since the schooling thread seems to be getting a little divisive, I thought I'd add one with a story we can all agree on: Dad took son on hooker search
This guy's not good at the dad thing, right?
...right?
Margie
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Aug. 17, 2008 9:44 a.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager
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Aug. 17, 2008 10:08 a.m. MitchellC Reader
Reminds me of a photo I saw the other day on another forum:
Edit: Unfortunately it's an attached image so I can't post it here.
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Aug. 17, 2008 10:51 a.m. integraguy Reader
Hmmm, where to start on this.
Well, my father never really had "the talk" with me, so I had next to no idea what to expect. Maybe this father figured it would be easier to show Jr. than to try to explain it? Just kidding.
Here in Memphis, they are having a lot of trouble with hookers and so the police decided to hit the "Johns" where it hurts. If you got caught soliciting a prostitute, you got your car taken away from you. One guy had his 18 wheeler confiscated.
Finally, parent or not, kid in car or not, I am a guy and I find it pathetic that another guy goes on vacation with his wife...and while on that vacation, goes looking for a hooker. If I was that wife, I'd let him rot in jail, unless she needed his income to pay the bills.
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Aug. 17, 2008 11:26 a.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
Marjorie Suddard wrote:
Since the schooling thread seems to be getting a little divisive, I thought I'd add one with a story we can all agree on: Dad took son on hooker search
This guy's not good at the dad thing, right?
...right?
Margie
Jeez. My dad never did that for me.
JUST KIDDING, MARGIE!!!!
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Aug. 17, 2008 11:35 a.m. fastEddie Dork
That's one family vacation they will all remember for a while!
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Aug. 17, 2008 12:42 p.m. AngryCorvair HalfDork
what leaves deeper scars, learning that money = p*ssy or watching your dad berkeley?
edit: i added the asterisk because y'all don't have a substitute for p*ssy. i mean a substitute word. if there was a substitute for the real thing, the world would end in one generation....
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Aug. 17, 2008 1:28 p.m. ignorant UberDork
AngryCorvair wrote: if there was a substitute for the real thing, the world would end in one generation....
gay men think they've found the substitute.
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Aug. 17, 2008 1:35 p.m. 914Driver HalfDork
Well, a good Dad teaches him how to shop for cars, clothes and food, why would you not want the boy to be a clever consumer at all aspects of life's little purchases.
Sorry Margie, I just have to be Devil's Advocate once in a while.
Wonder how Mom feels about this.
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Aug. 17, 2008 1:47 p.m. billy3esq Dork
If you're going to teach a kid how to pick up a hooker, at least teach him:
How to pick up a classy one. $40 seems a bit low rent; and
How not to get busted in the process.
I'm a little bothered that he's being held without bail. I suppose he's a little bit of a flight risk, being from out of state, but I'd still think some level of bail is appropriate.
Maybe it's protective custody to keep his wife from getting ahold of him.
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Aug. 17, 2008 6:48 p.m. MrJoshua SuperDork
Jeez-thats way different than when I had sex ed. When we took it they spent the entire time showing us pictures of sexually transmitted diseases. This kid gets to spend his time..............................actually I guess it's not that different.
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Aug. 17, 2008 7:10 p.m. iceracer New Reader
Strange as it may seem, this is not something new.
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Aug. 17, 2008 8:26 p.m. JFX001 HalfDork
My friends had cable when I was growing up....I learned alot.
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Aug. 17, 2008 9:12 p.m. ignorant UberDork
I'm 29 and I still watch scrambled porn.
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Aug. 17, 2008 9:15 p.m. porksboy HalfDork
I thought everyone learned about sex the same way. In the back seat of a car on their prom night.
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Aug. 17, 2008 9:33 p.m. neon4891 Dork
Don't you know that this is why you take a trip Vegas????
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Aug. 18, 2008 9:54 a.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
billy3esq wrote:
If you're going to teach a kid how to pick up a hooker, at least teach him:
How to pick up a classy one. $40 seems a bit low rent; and
Particularly since she sold them both ways for $40. Jeez, even the Spruill Ave. types over here get more than that. 'If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.'
Not that I have any personal experience...
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Aug. 18, 2008 11:27 a.m. AngryCorvair HalfDork
he asked if she's a cop and she said no. what other question(s) should he have asked to get to the point that they couldn't arrest him? or does that path not even exist?
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Aug. 18, 2008 11:39 a.m. MrJoshua SuperDork
He should have pulled out a video camera and asked if she wanted to be a star.
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Aug. 18, 2008 2:36 p.m. midknight New Reader
It's permissible for a cop to lie to you. (See undercover drug sting).
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Aug. 18, 2008 2:48 p.m. billy3esq Dork
Not just permissible, but damn likely.
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Aug. 18, 2008 4:50 p.m. Volksroddin Reader
horny and dumb?, geez dad even I thought she was a cop.
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Aug. 18, 2008 5:03 p.m. Xceler8x Reader
During my formative years dad had a stack of playboys that was somehow always taller than I was.
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Aug. 18, 2008 5:16 p.m. ignorant UberDork
I'm going to agree with the folks that argue that $40 tail is going to be a bad experience all around. Want to expose your child to crack ho's? apparently this guy does.
But here's a good lesson for you.
If your $40 ho dosen't look like this.
then it's probably the fuzz
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Aug. 19, 2008 10:56 a.m. Paul_VR6 New Reader
That's a meth-ho.
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Aug. 19, 2008 11:19 a.m. ignorant UberDork
Paul_VR6 wrote:
That's a meth-ho.
voice of experience?