Lamborghini acronym

I know I have seen It here... Something along the lines of " Likley A Murdered Billionaire"....

On that same theme I'll offer these 2

Saab - something almost always broken

Jeep - just empty every pocket

Ford - fix or repair daily

Ford - first on race day

Fiat - fix it again Tony

Pontiac- Poor old nicksta43 thinks it's a car

Chevrolet - can hear every valve rod on lifter every time

In reply to nicksta43:

I've heard that one but instead of car it was Cadillac.

wbjones wrote: Ford - fix or repair daily Ford - first on race day Fiat - fix it again Tony

Found On Road Dead

Lancer007 wrote: In reply to nicksta43: I've heard that one but instead of car it was Cadillac.

yeah I've heard it that way too. I just never thought Cadillac was above Pontiac on desirability.

Fiat - F-ing Italian attempted transportation.

And I have owned many.

Ford- f***ed on race day

Ford- f***ed over rebuilt Dodge

MoPar: My Old Pig Ain't Running

First

Every

Race

Running

A

Red

Italion

Makes Awesome Sounds Engine Repairs Always Timed Inconveniently

Modern Interpretation Needlessly Immense

Cars Heavier Every Vucking Year

LAMBORGHINI- Leave At Mechanic's And Break Out Running Gear, Hiking Is Now In

CHRYSLER- Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions

TOYOTA- Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

LOTUS- Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

DODGE- Dead or Dying of General Exhaustion

MITSUBISHI- My Italian teacher says under bush I should hide it

nicksta43 wrote:

Lancer007 wrote: In reply to nicksta43: I've heard that one but instead of car it was Cadillac.

yeah I've heard it that way too. I just never thought Cadillac was above Pontiac on desirability.

That whirring sound you hear is Alfred P. Sloan spinning in his grave.

Toyman01 wrote:

wbjones wrote: Ford - fix or repair daily Ford - first on race day Fiat - fix it again Tony

Found On Road Dead

For Off Road Driving

Appleseed wrote: MoPar: My Old Pig Ain't Running

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

AMC

All Makes Combined

(Completely true too)

HappyAndy wrote: AMC All Makes Combined (Completely true too)

I always heard it as "Ain't My Car"

Chugs Hard Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time

ford backwards, Driver Returned On Foot.

-J0N

Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Massively Over Powered And Respected

Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Rebuild

MIATA

Miata Is Always The Answer

SCARR wrote: MIATA Miata Is Always The Answer

Korean International Automobile?
Kleptomaniac In Action?
Killing Instantly Automaton?
Kids in Automobile?
Kelp Irrigation Action?

In reply to pinchvalve:

Korean Installed Asshatery