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wvumtnbkr
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1/24/22 6:55 p.m.
DjGreggieP said:

3.  3 types....  my current garage...

volvoclearinghouse
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1/24/22 7:03 p.m.
Jay_W said:
Cooter said:

Is it bad that this got 23 votes? (24)  Naaah...

The best is at the end, where he knocks one over, waits for him to get up, and knocks him over again.  The hypothetical dialogue going on in my head is the best.

"Take that."

"Well, hold on, let me just get up here again and..."

"Take that, again."

"Oh, come on!"

Best with a British accent.

Toyman!
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1/24/22 7:11 p.m.

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Jay_W
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1/24/22 7:12 p.m.

In reply to volvoclearinghouse :

I watched it about 8 million times and can conclude that there is indeed a cut between those last 2 kicks. But I really don't care, the effect is *priceless*.  I so, so stole this so I can cackle at it any time I want... 

 

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DarkMonohue
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1/24/22 8:04 p.m.
DjGreggieP said:

Verbatim:

Customer: "Hi, I need a set of glow plugs"

Me: "Sure thing, what's it for?"

Customer: indignantly "A diesel"

You should know by his swagger that he drives a 2003 Ford Super Duty with a 6.0 Power Stroke.  To suggest that it could be anything less is an insult. 

Mr_Asa
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Scotty Con Queso
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1/24/22 8:53 p.m.

My new favorite meme. 

Appleseed
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1/24/22 9:00 p.m.
DarkMonohue said:
DjGreggieP said:

Verbatim:

Customer: "Hi, I need a set of glow plugs"

Me: "Sure thing, what's it for?"

Customer: indignantly "A diesel"

You should know by his swagger that he drives a 2003 Ford Super Duty with a 6.0 Power Stroke.  To suggest that it could be anything less is an insult. 

(In a Micky D's tone of voice)

"Would you like LED light bars with that?"

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bentwrench
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1/25/22 9:06 a.m.

I'd like to see more, Yes!

But really it's too distracting having tight pants or scoop neck shirts in the shop.

 

Come on over here, let me show you how to mount (a tire).

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1/25/22 10:15 a.m.

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