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ProDarwin
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7/7/22 8:25 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse said:

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Simon Holland @simoncholland Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she's about to open.'

A small child can sustain this for hours.

Appleseed
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7/8/22 3:47 a.m.

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Appleseed
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Beer Baron
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7/8/22 7:18 a.m.

Pin by Jane Koshiba on Random | Queen meme, Humor, Funny memes

NickD
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7/8/22 9:26 a.m.

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7/8/22 10:01 a.m.

tuna55
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7/8/22 11:16 a.m.
volvoclearinghouse said:
Duke said:

In reply to Toyman! :

Actually, I seem top be the one that does that to my wife.

Her superpower is starting / restarting a conversation immediately after I leave the room to go do something else.  Particularly if it involves running water, fans, or other source of white noise.

Mrs. VCH just adores doing this.  It's great because she basically has two volumes: whisper quiet and SHOUTING LIKE A PIRATE MOM.  So the conversation usually goes something like:

Mrs. VCH:  "mumbles unintelligibly"

Me: "What'd you say, honey?"

Mrs. VCH: "mumbles unintelligibly"

Me:  "Huh?"

Mrs. VCH: "I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BANDAIDS ARE YOUR SON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FOOT!"

I have a similar issue with Tunawife. 

"Somethingsomethingsomething seven cedar planks,"

"What? I just need the first part again."

"I said cedar planks"

"Got that, I just need the first part."

"I think seven pieces of wood"

"OK now you're just restated the part I could hear in different words. I still don't know what we're talking about."

 

it is what it is Meaning & Origin | Slang by Dictionary.com

NickD
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7/8/22 12:15 p.m.

Pete. (l33t FS)
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7/8/22 12:49 p.m.

In reply to NickD :

That's ruff.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
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7/8/22 1:22 p.m.

Duke
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7/8/22 1:54 p.m.

In reply to mtn :

It cost us our breakfast nook, but when we did our kitchen over I specifically designed it so one person could get to sink, dishwasher, and service storage without interfering with the other person's access to cooking appliances, prep sink, and food storage.

 

NickD
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7/8/22 2:08 p.m.
Duke said:

In reply to mtn :

It cost us our breakfast nook, but when we did our kitchen over I specifically designed it so one person could get to sink, dishwasher, and service storage without interfering with the other person's access to cooking appliances, prep sink, and food storage.

 

The most niche of memes.

NickD
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7/8/22 3:14 p.m.

GameboyRMH
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7/8/22 3:31 p.m.
STM317 said:

May be an image of text that says 'Ryan Atotharimaten O'Doud 4m If you invert the lyrics to Rick Astley you get Nine Inch Nails Like Comment Share Ryan Atotharimaten O'Doud I will give you up/ will let you down/ around and hurt you/ will tell you lies/ say good bye/ I will run around and desert you will run will 4m Like Reply'

This song never existed, and yet I can hear it...
See also:
 

 

NickD
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7/8/22 6:36 p.m.

Pete. (l33t FS)
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7/8/22 6:58 p.m.

In reply to NickD :

I have seen that one before, apparently the commentor makes statements like that completely tongue in cheek.

Beer Baron
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7/9/22 7:03 a.m.

May be an image of food

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
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7/9/22 7:43 a.m.
NickD said:

Thinking is hard. Rushing to judgment is easy. 
 

NickD
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7/9/22 7:45 a.m.

Ranger50
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7/9/22 10:19 a.m.

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7/9/22 10:22 a.m.

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7/9/22 10:44 a.m.
Ranger50 said:

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7/9/22 11:27 a.m.

NickD
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7/9/22 7:55 p.m.

ProDarwin
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7/9/22 8:05 p.m.
GameboyRMH said:

This song never existed, and yet I can hear it...
See also:
 

 

lol awesome.

But of course there is the ultimate exception:

 

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