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CAinCA GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/12/22 12:15 p.m.
Karacticus said:

It's like my mom always told me...

"You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn't die."

That's a prize winner. 

Recon1342 SuperDork
5/12/22 7:28 p.m.

Pretty much anything by Yogi Berra...

1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

2. You can observe a lot by just watching.

3. It ain’t over till it’s over.

4. It’s like déjà vu all over again.

5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

9. We made too many wrong mistakes.

10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

preach (dudeist priest)
preach (dudeist priest) GRM+ Memberand Dork
5/14/22 8:34 a.m.

Stolen from the Meme thread as I deemed it fitting:

Daylan C.
Daylan C. PowerDork
5/22/22 12:06 a.m.

"We need a bunch of guys to panic and run around doing things that don't make sense." 

NickD MegaDork
6/3/22 10:06 a.m.

"Boy, the guy who built this place really took the 'rough' part of 'rough carpentry' to heart" - My father, regarding the house I bought.

SpeedwayFan New Reader
6/3/22 10:08 a.m.

"Your stupid" -My dad after I said I'm getting a Stratocaster when my Les Paul broke

RevRico UltimaDork
6/12/22 4:37 p.m.

so frighteningly accurate

classicJackets (FS)
classicJackets (FS) SuperDork
6/15/22 11:31 p.m.

Truth is like poetry, 

Most people berkeleying hate poetry.


Quoted in the Big Short, felt especially true today after explaining how banks use our money to someone who was more than upset to learn about it.


NickD MegaDork
6/27/22 6:26 p.m.

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn't matter how many you got." - Varric

APEowner GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
6/27/22 7:10 p.m.

"Yes but, stupid people often have the same ideas" my kid sister after my Dad and I congratulated ourselves on what we assumed was a stroke of brilliance since great mind think alike.

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