Settle a fierce debate between my wife and I

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) :

I think your definition of cold, cool, warm, and hot are radically different than mine.

RevRico said:

yupididit said:

Mayo on chicken? I'm disappointed in y'all

 

Pizza taste better the second day barely warm. 

Ok, I don't like mayo. I think it's disgusting. But try this sometime and tell me it isn't great.

Take some mayo, put some seasonings in it, paprika, cumin, garlic powder, white pepper, and brush that on your chicken before baking it ON A RACK at 350 until golden brown. Works surprisingly well with pork chops before you fry them in a pan too.

Also works better than butter when making a grilled cheese in a pan. 

Okay I'll give it a go someday

Your wife is wrong, but you had better not tell her.

There are plenty of foods that are good hot or cold

Cold* brisket is a beautiful thing. And delicious.

Same for cold grilled chicken.

Pizza is fine hot or cold, but not at room temp, and only if it was good pizza to start with.

Cold lasagna is edible, because c'mon it's lasagna, but that's absolutely not the way to eat it.

Cold Chinese takeout MUST be reheated. Same for Mexican.

Leftover cooked vegetables should just be thrown in the yard.

Ice cream should be slightly soft, but with absolutely no signs of melting.

Pie and cake are best cold.

My wife has a major cold Thanksgiving stuffing issue.

*To be clear, cold = refrigerated

In reply to yupididit :

Oh, god, yes. I can taste that right now.

Your wife is correct. Even if she's not. 
 

How long have you been married?

SV reX said:

Your wife is correct. Even if she's not. 
 

How long have you been married?

8 months.  My first marriage lasted just over 20 years, but fell apart after she refused to eat cold pizza...

I hope you did proper due diligence this time. 

In reply to Keith Tanner :

Apparently he's still trying to get her to eat cold pizza!

Appleseed said:

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) :

I think your definition of cold, cool, warm, and hot are radically different than mine.

I've heard people say of many things: Don't touch that, it's hot and you'll burn yourself.

Why is the definition of "hot" suddenly different with food? It isn't. You can't eat hot food, you'll burn yourself.   

In reply to MrJoshua :

That was a really well written explanation of how to eat pizza. I applaud your efforts!

Cold pizza in the morning

Cold chicken just because

Cold shrimp dipped in ketchup.

:0)

I read in a post.   "I like my ice warmed up. Much easier to drink, easier on the teeth n throat."                                                    How does one "warm" ice?? It is still 32 degrees frozen. 

Wait. Is "eat cold pizza" another one of the forums censor auto corrections?

The preparation of food is an inconvenience to my otherwise productive day.

Keith Tanner said:

There are those who decry the use of pineapple on pizza, but these are people who have not experienced the full variety life has to offer. 

Include Buffalo chicken on Hawaiian pizza and it completely changes the game.

It takes it from too sweet due to the pineapple and adds a counterpoint with the buffalo sauce that complements the sweetness and changes the character. 

Add the world "salada" after any hot meal and its the cold equivalent.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) said:

Appleseed said:

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) :

I think your definition of cold, cool, warm, and hot are radically different than mine.

I've heard people say of many things: Don't touch that, it's hot and you'll burn yourself.

Why is the definition of "hot" suddenly different with food? It isn't. You can't eat hot food, you'll burn yourself.   

If it's hot outside, is it on fire? Is it burnt? Lava? Or is the temperature simply uncomfortable? Are other people enjoying themselves outside because they think the temperature is fine?

jgrewe said:

Wait. Is "eat cold pizza" another one of the forums censor auto corrections?

If I had said sausage pizza, then yes....