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poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/15/10 5:28 p.m.

Yes, I'm very insecure about how the Bungholes consistantly find new creative ways to suck.

wbjones
wbjones Dork
12/15/10 8:30 p.m.

you think you got problems ? I've been a Deadskin fan since the mid '50's

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
11/7/11 10:47 a.m.

6-2

this sh_t is gettin real.

Im talking to you poop

cwh
cwh SuperDork
11/7/11 10:58 a.m.

Hey, my Dolphins now have a one game winning streak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marty!
Marty! Dork
11/7/11 10:59 a.m.

You'all come talk to me when your 8-0

Klayfish
Klayfish HalfDork
11/7/11 11:20 a.m.

Let's see...so far they have wins against: Cleveland, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Indy, Tennesse, Seattle. A real Who's Who of football elite. They lost to the only good team they've played so far, the 49ers. They have yet to play the Steelers or Ravens. Let's see where they are at the end of week 17. My guess is 9-7.

Capt Slow
Capt Slow Dork
11/7/11 11:50 a.m.

"Dey" are the team that lost to the 49ers in their last two Superbowl appearances, and if they dare to show up to the Superbowl this season, "Dey" will be smacked down again!

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
11/7/11 11:54 a.m.
Marty! wrote: You'all come talk to me when your 8-0

Dang, you beat me to it.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/7/11 12:32 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: 6-2 this sh_t is gettin real. Im talking to you poop

Talk to me when you beat a team with a winning record, smartass.

And yes, I'm choking on the feathers of Fudge Bay crow, and hoping they find a way to berkeley it up like the bungholes inevitably will.

My prediction for the Ravens: Stabbin Ray and dribble-lip Suggs will end up in jail at some point. After a 5-year stint, they'll buy a nice single family home in Oakland and raise pitbulls together.

Klayfish
Klayfish HalfDork
11/7/11 2:01 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: My prediction for the Ravens: Stabbin Ray and dribble-lip Suggs will end up in jail at some point. After a 5-year stint, they'll buy a nice single family home in Oakland and raise pitbulls together.

I'm kind of wondering what will happen to them after they leave football too. I'm not a Ravens fan, so I haven't followed it that closely, but I haven't heard anything about Lewis getting into any trouble since that stabbing. Not that the stabbing incident wasn't bad enough, but often once they have trouble once, a second incident follows shortly. It's been many years since that stabbing.

Born and raised in the Philly area. I can't lie and say I'm a diehard Eagles fan, but I do enjoy watching them. I grew up a 49ers fan. Wish I had a cool reason why, but I don't. I jumped on the bandwagon in their first Super Bowl against Cincinnati. I was about 7 years old then and Joe Montana became my childhood hero.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
11/7/11 2:52 p.m.

Well, youre right, our defeated foes dont really stack up to much in the long run, but "rookie QB", "4 road wins", and "top of the division" dont usually end up in the same article, especially when "Cincinnati Bengals" are in the title.

see ya in Indy

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
11/7/11 7:02 p.m.

Is it okay to say, J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!!!!

Next week it's the Pats. Gonna be a tough game.

Here's the connection:

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/7/11 7:06 p.m.

Truedat. In the division, the Bungholes have always been the poor, sad, little proverbial...err...literal(?) Red-headed-step-child. They've always got so much potential, stifled by horrible ownership/management/coaching; evidenced by Lewis letting your reality TV star/receivers scream at your 'real' QB on the sidelines. Why has his (lewis)'s ass not been canned yet?

fastEddie
fastEddie SuperDork
11/7/11 8:19 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Truedat. In the division, the Bungholes have always been the poor, sad, little proverbial...err...literal(?) Red-headed-step-child. They've always got so much potential, stifled by horrible ownership/management/coaching;

QFT

poopshovel wrote: Why has his (lewis)'s ass not been canned yet?

Uh, because he isn't the problem? He got the divas forced on him and admittedly didn't do a great job controlling them but I wouldn't want that job either. He's doing alright now with a mostly new, very young, crew and a decent offensive coordinator.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/7/11 9:39 p.m.
fastEddie wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Truedat. In the division, the Bungholes have always been the poor, sad, little proverbial...err...literal(?) Red-headed-step-child. They've always got so much potential, stifled by horrible ownership/management/coaching;
QFT
poopshovel wrote: Why has his (lewis)'s ass not been canned yet?
Uh, because he isn't the problem? He got the divas forced on him and admittedly didn't do a great job controlling them but I wouldn't want that job either. He's doing alright now with a mostly new, very young, crew and a decent offensive coordinator.

So he still has no control over the asylum, it's just that these inmates are better than the last ones. 10-4.

RossD
RossD SuperDork
11/7/11 10:05 p.m.
Marty! wrote: You'all come talk to me when your 8-0

It needs to be said again:

8-0

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
11/8/11 7:01 a.m.
poopshovel wrote:
fastEddie wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Truedat. In the division, the Bungholes have always been the poor, sad, little proverbial...err...literal(?) Red-headed-step-child. They've always got so much potential, stifled by horrible ownership/management/coaching;
QFT
poopshovel wrote: Why has his (lewis)'s ass not been canned yet?
Uh, because he isn't the problem? He got the divas forced on him and admittedly didn't do a great job controlling them but I wouldn't want that job either. He's doing alright now with a mostly new, very young, crew and a decent offensive coordinator.
So he still has no control over the asylum, it's just that these inmates are better than the last ones. 10-4.

inmates...i suppose...so we have Inmates and Reality stars...perhaps we go recruit us a rapist and complete the trifecta? Hey Poop, Got one you can spare?

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
11/8/11 7:43 a.m.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/8/11 7:45 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
fastEddie wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Truedat. In the division, the Bungholes have always been the poor, sad, little proverbial...err...literal(?) Red-headed-step-child. They've always got so much potential, stifled by horrible ownership/management/coaching;
QFT
poopshovel wrote: Why has his (lewis)'s ass not been canned yet?
Uh, because he isn't the problem? He got the divas forced on him and admittedly didn't do a great job controlling them but I wouldn't want that job either. He's doing alright now with a mostly new, very young, crew and a decent offensive coordinator.
So he still has no control over the asylum, it's just that these inmates are better than the last ones. 10-4.
inmates...i suppose...so we have Inmates and Reality stars...perhaps we go recruit us a rapist and complete the trifecta? Hey Poop, Got one you can spare?

Proverbial inmates, as in "inmates running the asylum."

I would've gladly given up our rapist and put Batch in week 2. But it looks like we're stuck with him for now.

The J-E-T-S have an unabashed child molester and a fat-berkeley-foot-fetish-freak they might let you borrow, though!

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/8/11 8:09 a.m.
cxhb wrote: Take that, Ben.

My Pittsburgh residency agreement requires me to say something about that, but I got nothing.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/13/11 7:37 p.m.

WE DEY, bitches!!! How's that #1 spot treatin' ya? Oh wait....never lasts, does it, bungholes?

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/20/11 1:06 p.m.

I hope you bungholes can figure out a way to stop the mudbirds.

Marty!
Marty! Dork
11/20/11 3:17 p.m.

10-0 Bitches.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/20/11 3:33 p.m.

Should be a good game come turkeyday.

Hal
Hal Dork
11/20/11 3:35 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: I hope you bungholes can figure out a way to stop the mudbirds.

Didn't happen

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